what did u mean by grab

@Homotoast
We have actually designed a new, 'better', 'more efficent' charging port for our next line of PowerBooks. Thank you for understanding.

hey apple for your next computer can you have the same charging port :)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

scheiße

i love the ipod shuffle

when's the apple 3 coming out??

pwease

KILL YOURSELF

STFU RETARD

@Slamalamadin

I'm sorry but we cannot help you in this situation by providing a legal team. We can however provide advice to your situation by using our helpful new AI which creates advice for any situation. The message below has been created by the application.

but don't have a supporting alibi

Just say you did it for the vine.

Also Apple, what can I do if I lost my iPhone, and it was found 2 months later in a package of 37 kilos of cocaine on a drug mule heading out of Guatemala, who just happens to have the same name as me and apparently looked like me to the authorities? I had nothing to do with this but don't have a supporting alibi. Can your legal team aid me?

limited colour

@jgygghbhjhf

We do not condone hacking of any hardware, let alone our own, without good reason or thought. Also, whats an "Apple Watch"?

@Googleplex

If you have not seen. Gregposts 2 and 3 were made by an unknown user that hacked our account on 2007/01/22. These blogs have been removed and as such you will no longer be able to view them.

hi apple support
help me hack my friend's apple watch and her iphone

Hi, my apple iPod won't load gregposts 2 and 3, can you fix please

RIP ComputerNewb...

i am upwader

@Stitch

If your device combusted then we would be happy to give you a 5% discount on your next apple purchase.

hi appple, i lost my headphone jack can i have a new one please
im on iphone 27

hi

@Mostima

Boss is hopeless with computers, could you assist him with whatever business he has?

Can you please elaborate on your situation?

Boss is hopeless with computers, could you assist him with whatever business he has?

explode

@Stitch,

Can you please describe what "blew up" means in more detail? Once we have more details on your situation we can help.

Regards,
"Whorf"

my iphone blew up help

@Skullaton,

Most definitely flake from RimWorld

What's your favorite addictive substance ?

What do you need @Skullaton? We'll be happy to help with any problems.

Hey Apple

Apple.com price:

yeah

TRUE

i am adolf hitler

@Skullaton,

You dont.

how do i win the machine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932246761177743370/1067796656965288036/heyapple.png

FUN FACT!: your funeral was january 9th 2008 at 3:00 pm

D:

@emeri
Ok

Apple support
Cndufnehsihfvbuffhcuenec cuoenfie fjf ifneiceoejcbjefn

no

@emeri
You should KILL yourself now

Thanks,
"joj"

@aydoplaydoh
hi :3

@y2kid

Please explain your situation and we'll be happy to help

Thanks,
"jog"

i am a samsung user

apple can you comment on my page

PLZ HALP MY PUTER IS BROKEN </3

How do I win my computer?

@noob
Do you have a problem? If so we would be happy to help!
Thanks,
"Grog"

@kirz

android is better

Kill yourself.

Fuck you apple support (noob said it)

android is better

Got problem
Can't sleep
Gn

@cvrsed

What are you talking about? Please tell us what has happened and we'll be glad to help

Thanks,
"GOg"

i do not understand what your comment is supposed to mean

@jgyggbhbjhf
Hello,
this is not a problem and as such cannot be answered.
Thanks,
"yq82f7uuy89w3e7YG8"

Hey aple soup pot
I got a problem
My friend uses aple phone

@Sweets

greg heffley, my ass

Excuse me but this dosen't make sense. Please rephrase the problem you have and we will be happy to help.

Thanks,
"Jonh"

greg heffley, my ass

@kirz

what the FUCK

@emeri

it looked like you had erp in your comments

P to the L, to the U, to the G
Selling loud on the streets since that boy was fourteen
The cops try to stop him, but he's loyal to his people
So he keeps slinging loud, even though that shit's illegal

What do you mean "what the fuck"

@Sweets

Ok, and?

YOU TOLD ME TO KMS

No. It's our name.
Thanks,
"Jef"

Ok goodbye

@Apple Support
btw did you know I'm richer and i won't kill myself
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787688511293358081/1063831794375467058/image.png

@jgygghbhjhf

cause

WHY

@ark63

Also are you the jef from the meme "my name is jeff"?

No. It's our name.
Thanks,
"Jef"

we're both called jef
Thanks,
"Jef"

Ok
Also are you the jef from the meme ‘’my name is jeff’’?

@ark63

we're both called jef
Thanks,
"Jef"

that jef sucks, dont believe the lies
Thanks,
"Jef"

Wait why there are two of you?

@ark63

that jef sucks, dont believe the lies

Thanks,
"Jef"

You cannot run Android or any other unauthorized operating system on any iPhone or iPad.
Thank you for your question
"The cooler Jef"

Ok thanks the not cool at all jef

@ark63

You cannot run Android or any other unauthorized operating system on any iPhone or iPad.

Thank you for your question
"The cooler Jef"

You can use Apple BootcampTM to install Microsoft Windows 11
You will need a Windows 11 ISO
Thank you for question,
"Jef"

Thanks jef
Also another question
How do you install android 4.4 on a iphone 5 ?

@ark63

You can use Apple BootcampTM to install Microsoft Windows 11

You will need a Windows 11 ISO

Thank you for question,
"Jef"

Hi :)

Are you running a PowerPC, Intel or ARM macbook?

My macbook is running on intel

@alex9997979z

2.100.243.156

lmao i put android on ios

@alex9997979z

ok but we get money
https://i.imgur.com/1b6XRcm.jpeg

Strangling the free market, capitalist system, over pollution and taking away our freedoms

@Aydoplaydoh

Did you spill a drink on it or some shit? WTF?

Thanks,
"Jeoff"

@ark63

Are you running a PowerPC, Intel or ARM macbook?

@alex9997979z

Kill yourself.

@Sweets

If you are unhappy with our products, please leave feedback at www.apple.com/feedback

no one likes you or your shorter-than-average battery life-span

stop trying to remove LB67 - Adopt The Fair Repair Act

hi apple how do i install windows 11 on my macbook because i don't know how to do it please help beacause if i don't do it then my boss for the company i'm working for (haha company) is gonna fired me and i will have no money if i get fired please help

kindly -ark63

hello my macbook has water coming out of the speakers help

@emeri
Thank you for your response. We will not remove your Apple ID account.

Thanks,
"Tim"

i am not a furry

@Bill Clinton

Please come to the Apple offices were we will gladly murder you.

Thank you for your question,
"Tim"

How do I kill myself?

@banana
Please refer to the Mozilla Firefox page at https://www.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/mac/

How do I install firefox on my windows device?