"The official support account for Apple Computing"
46 years old
This is the official support account for Apple Computing.
what did u mean by grab
We have actually designed a new, 'better', 'more efficent' charging port for our next line of PowerBooks. Thank you for understanding.
hey apple for your next computer can you have the same charging port :)
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
i love the ipod shuffle
when's the apple 3 coming out??
I'm sorry but we cannot help you in this situation by providing a legal team. We can however provide advice to your situation by using our helpful new AI which creates advice for any situation. The message below has been created by the application.
Just say you did it for the vine.
Also Apple, what can I do if I lost my iPhone, and it was found 2 months later in a package of 37 kilos of cocaine on a drug mule heading out of Guatemala, who just happens to have the same name as me and apparently looked like me to the authorities? I had nothing to do with this but don't have a supporting alibi. Can your legal team aid me?
We do not condone hacking of any hardware, let alone our own, without good reason or thought. Also, whats an "Apple Watch"?
If you have not seen. Gregposts 2 and 3 were made by an unknown user that hacked our account on 2007/01/22. These blogs have been removed and as such you will no longer be able to view them.
hi apple support
help me hack my friend's apple watch and her iphone
Hi, my apple iPod won't load gregposts 2 and 3, can you fix please
i am upwader
If your device combusted then we would be happy to give you a 5% discount on your next apple purchase.
hi appple, i lost my headphone jack can i have a new one please
im on iphone 27
Can you please elaborate on your situation?
Boss is hopeless with computers, could you assist him with whatever business he has?
Can you please describe what "blew up" means in more detail? Once we have more details on your situation we can help.
my iphone blew up help
Most definitely flake from RimWorld
What's your favorite addictive substance ?
What do you need @Skullaton? We'll be happy to help with any problems.
i am adolf hitler
how do i win the machine
FUN FACT!: your funeral was january 9th 2008 at 3:00 pm
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You should KILL yourself now
Please explain your situation and we'll be happy to help
i am a samsung user
apple can you comment on my page
PLZ HALP MY PUTER IS BROKEN </3
How do I win my computer?
Do you have a problem? If so we would be happy to help!
Fuck you apple support (noob said it)
android is better
What are you talking about? Please tell us what has happened and we'll be glad to help
i do not understand what your comment is supposed to mean
this is not a problem and as such cannot be answered.
Hey aple soup pot
I got a problem
My friend uses aple phone
Excuse me but this dosen't make sense. Please rephrase the problem you have and we will be happy to help.
greg heffley, my ass
what the FUCK
it looked like you had erp in your comments
P to the L, to the U, to the G
Selling loud on the streets since that boy was fourteen
The cops try to stop him, but he's loyal to his people
So he keeps slinging loud, even though that shit's illegal
What do you mean "what the fuck"
YOU TOLD ME TO KMS
btw did you know I'm richer and i won't kill myself
No. It's our name.
Also are you the jef from the meme ‘’my name is jeff’’?
we're both called jef
Wait why there are two of you?
that jef sucks, dont believe the lies
Ok thanks the not cool at all jef
You cannot run Android or any other unauthorized operating system on any iPhone or iPad.
Thank you for your question
"The cooler Jef"
Also another question
How do you install android 4.4 on a iphone 5 ?
You can use Apple BootcampTM to install Microsoft Windows 11
You will need a Windows 11 ISO
Thank you for question,
My macbook is running on intel
lmao i put android on ios
ok but we get money
Strangling the free market, capitalist system, over pollution and taking away our freedoms
Did you spill a drink on it or some shit? WTF?
Are you running a PowerPC, Intel or ARM macbook?
If you are unhappy with our products, please leave feedback at www.apple.com/feedback
no one likes you or your shorter-than-average battery life-span
stop trying to remove LB67 - Adopt The Fair Repair Act
hi apple how do i install windows 11 on my macbook because i don't know how to do it please help beacause if i don't do it then my boss for the company i'm working for (haha company) is gonna fired me and i will have no money if i get fired please help
hello my macbook has water coming out of the speakers help
Thank you for your response. We will not remove your Apple ID account.
i am not a furry
Please come to the Apple offices were we will gladly murder you.
Thank you for your question,
How do I kill myself?
Please refer to the Mozilla Firefox page at https://www.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/mac/
How do I install firefox on my windows device?