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PLEASE MICROSOFT ACCEPT MY COMMENTS MY PC IS GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE

MICROSOFT PLEASE HELP ME IT SAYS 1 DAY UNTIL DETONATION

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hello microsoft support my windows xp computer has been saying that its going to EXPLODE due to the "apple support greg virus" what does this MEAN?? Please help! I don't want to lose my computer! I've updated to the latest version and even have an antivirus but it's not helping!

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Dear "Aydoplaydoh".The modifications made to the button are clearly visible and change the original message. Lying about the situation is disrespectful and unprofessional.

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Hi. I use Windows. This operating system becomes unstable every week. I tried to switch to linux but it wasn't any better except for the instability being gone. Damn you, company. You've fucked this world.

Hello "Apple Support". We are longer providing you support.

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Oh, thank you, i just forgot how to use DVD reader lol
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787688511293358081/1066807774710857748/20230122_225059.jpg

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Hello "jgygghbhjhf".It looks like you are trying to insert the whole case into your DVD reader, instead of just the DVD. In order to install The Sims 3, you need to open the case.To open a DVD case, first locate the small tab or button on the side of the case. Press the tab or button to release the lock, and then gently pull the two halves of the case apart. The DVD should be located in a plastic holder inside the case. Carefully remove the DVD from the holder and you can use it as needed.

so the case is looks like it will fit but IT DOESN'T!!!
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787688511293358081/1066504338563928094/20230122_024315.jpg

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Hello "jgygghbhjhf".We understand that you are having trouble installing The Sims 3 from a DVD. Can you please provide us with more information to help us better understand the issue?

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Hello "Cap'N Cook".Have you tried restarting your computer?

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Try the latest browser from Microsoft instead
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We apologize for making you wait,Microsoft Support is back!

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My pirated copy of Word has stopped working. How do I fix this?

Hello "bathbombman", Counterfeit copies of Microsoft Products often contain harmful files that damage your PC. Please uninstall your counterfeit copies immediately and buy the original products.

hi my pc uhhh fucking spat out a cheeseburger, and now everytime i try to take my porno CD out it creates more cheeseburgers. i mean, i have a lot of food now. but i kinda wanna watch the porno cd on my tv

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My pirated copy of Word has stopped working. How do I fix this?

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hi microsoft so like bonzi is on my desktop rn andd he wont go away

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Hey Microsoft Support, my windows computer is telling me that I need to gay conversion therapy what do I do

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Hello "      ".We hope you understand that you are giving us evidence that will help in court.

Hello "Microsoft Support".I'm right behind you.

Hello "      ".We are suing you soon.

Hello "Googlelex".Windows Defender only deletes malware,your personal files are safe.

Hello "bathbombman".We unfortunately cannot help you with hardware issues.

Hello "SoberUp".No we aren't partying,please don't message us if you don't need support with Microsoft products.

I've hidden myself in Microsoft's storage room. I'm coming to get you. The floors are covered in gasoline. I am HUFFING gasoline.

michaelsoft, will windows defender delete any of my personal files?

How to overclock Monitor with Windows Powershell?

Hey Microsoft Support! Are you partying? Partying hardy, even?

Hello "bathbombman".Unfortunately we don't provide support for Cheat Engine because it's malware according to Windows Defender.

How to overclock a Monitor with Cheat Engine?

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Hello "Skullaton".What "balls" are you referring to?

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Hello "RealAz".Unfortunately we cannot help with hardware problems like this.

Hello "     ".Our lawyers are coming.

Hello "Flynn".Please do a Windows Defender scan on your computer.If you need more help,please send us your your scan results.

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Hey microsoft... how do i get rid ofa virus in my computer :) some puysy took over my comoputer now it keeps opening porn sites...

Deal.

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You will not like what happens at the headquarters tommorow.

Dear "       " Your account violated the Microsoft service agreement. Therefore, we are disabling your Microsoft account.

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