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Dear "NothingClick" Your account violated the Microsoft service agreement. Therefore, we are disabling your Microsoft account. Suspension Reason:Profanity
MICROSOFT MY COMPUTERS CPU FUCKING EXPLODED THIS IS YOUR FAULT BITCH
PLEASE MICROSOFT ACCEPT MY COMMENTS MY PC IS GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE
MICROSOFT PLEASE HELP ME IT SAYS 1 DAY UNTIL DETONATION
Hello "stitch".Glad to hear you're enjoying your computer! Is there anything we can assist you with?
hello microsoft support my windows xp computer has been saying that its going to EXPLODE due to the "apple support greg virus" what does this MEAN?? Please help! I don't want to lose my computer! I've updated to the latest version and even have an antivirus but it's not helping!
i love my puter
Dear "Skullaton".Thank you for removing the altered version of our Anti-Piracy button from your profile!
ok it gone bye bye
Dear "Aydoplaydoh".The modifications made to the button are clearly visible and change the original message. Lying about the situation is disrespectful and unprofessional.
altered version?? idk what you mean. it is the normal anti piracy one.
Hello "HulkHogan". We've temporarily banned your Microsoft Account(10 Days).
Fuck you Brate HH
Hello "Skullaton".The best Microsoft product ever is a matter of personal preference and depends on the individual's specific needs and preferences.We encourage you to explore our products and find the one that best suits your needs.
Hello Micro Soft What Is The Best Micro Soft Ever?
Hello "Upwader".Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts about our Windows operating system.If you have encountered any issues with Windows, please don't hesitate to reach out to us for assistance.Please also note that switching to a different operating system is not always a guarantee of stability and that different systems can have their own set of challenges and limitations.
i added the button
Hi. I use Windows. This operating system becomes unstable every week. I tried to switch to linux but it wasn't any better except for the instability being gone. Damn you, company. You've fucked this world.
Hello "Apple Support". We are longer providing you support.
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source: trust me bro
Hello "jgygghbhjhf". We are happy that we could help!
Oh, thank you, i just forgot how to use DVD reader lol
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787688511293358081/1066807774710857748/20230122_225059.jpg
Hello "Windows 31". We are glad to see that you enjoy using our products :)
Hi there :)
Hello "jgygghbhjhf".It looks like you are trying to insert the whole case into your DVD reader, instead of just the DVD. In order to install The Sims 3, you need to open the case.To open a DVD case, first locate the small tab or button on the side of the case. Press the tab or button to release the lock, and then gently pull the two halves of the case apart. The DVD should be located in a plastic holder inside the case. Carefully remove the DVD from the holder and you can use it as needed.
so the case is looks like it will fit but IT DOESN'T!!!
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787688511293358081/1066504338563928094/20230122_024315.jpg
Hello "Apple Support". We hope that you are aware that you are giving us further evidence to use against you in court.
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Hello "Upwader". We understand that you may have had a negative experience with Windows. We would like to help you resolve any issues you may be experiencing. Can you please provide more information about the issues you are facing and we will do our best to assist you in resolving them.
Hello "jgygghbhjhf".We understand that you are having trouble installing The Sims 3 from a DVD. Can you please provide us with more information to help us better understand the issue?
Hi. I fucking hate Windows.
hi MicroS help me i can't install The Sims 3 from DVD
Hello "banana".Do you need help setting up a wired or a wireless connection?
hello micsorosfdt how do i connect my computer to the intwerwebs???? I need to BUY A PLANE icket
Hello "Cap'N Cook".Have you tried restarting your computer?
Hello "koala71783".Windows 10 offers you the choice of when and how to get the latest updates to keep your device running smoothly and securely. If you're not ready to get recommended updates, you can choose to temporarily pause them from being downloaded and installed.
stop updatign windows in the middle of my university work please ok thankyou
Try the latest browser from Microsoft instead
Microsoft Edge is powered by the same open source technology as Google Chrome, providing best in class web and extension compatibility.
We apologize for making you wait,Microsoft Support is back!
yo i tried to overcock my computer to play sfucking ggta 6 and now my computer smells like marjiuana
hello microsoft How do I download firefox on my computer?
Hello "NothingClick". We've temporarily banned your Microsoft Account(5 Days).
We really like this one :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoDzBY_oH1E
Hello "bathbombman", Counterfeit copies of Microsoft Products often contain harmful files that damage your PC. Please uninstall your counterfeit copies immediately and buy the original products.
hi my pc uhhh fucking spat out a cheeseburger, and now everytime i try to take my porno CD out it creates more cheeseburgers. i mean, i have a lot of food now. but i kinda wanna watch the porno cd on my tv
mike nose soft, what is your favourite midi
My pirated copy of Word has stopped working. How do I fix this?
Hello "YuaBeVibin".The operating systems you are talking about are very old and outdated.Please use an up to date operating system such as Windows 11.
how do I connect to ze wired protocol 7 and get everything copland os haz 2 offer on windowz n turn myself in2 lainnnnnnnnnnn
Hello "reina".Bonzi Buddy is a spyware program,please uninstall it yourself or with the help of Windows Defender.
hi microsoft so like bonzi is on my desktop rn andd he wont go away
I dont know what that is
Hello "Aydoplaydoh".Microsoft loves Linux and if you love linux too,you should buy a Linux server at "https://azure.microsoft.com"!
hello windows Micheal-soft what do you think about linux
Hello "Online Now".Your PC is probably infected with"MySpaceOnlineNowTheme.PUP".
Please perform a scan for viruses with Windows Defender.
hi microsoftware why every icons on my desktop are raplaced with the online now! icon from mysapce pls help it's annoying
Hello "SoberUp".Please perform a scan for viruses with Windows Defender.
Hello " ".Your Outlook account has been terminated.
Hey Microsoft Support, my windows computer is telling me that I need to gay conversion therapy what do I do
The court won't help you now. There's a stench of gasoline. Can you smell it?
Hello " ".We hope you understand that you are giving us evidence that will help in court.
Hello "Microsoft Support".I'm right behind you.
Hello " ".We are suing you soon.
Hello "Googlelex".Windows Defender only deletes malware,your personal files are safe.
Hello "bathbombman".We unfortunately cannot help you with hardware issues.
Hello "SoberUp".No we aren't partying,please don't message us if you don't need support with Microsoft products.
I've hidden myself in Microsoft's storage room. I'm coming to get you. The floors are covered in gasoline. I am HUFFING gasoline.
michaelsoft, will windows defender delete any of my personal files?
How to overclock Monitor with Windows Powershell?
Hey Microsoft Support! Are you partying? Partying hardy, even?
Hello "bathbombman".Unfortunately we don't provide support for Cheat Engine because it's malware according to Windows Defender.
How to overclock a Monitor with Cheat Engine?
You can now contact us at https://myspace.f46n.org/microsoft !
Hello "Skullaton".What "balls" are you referring to?
microsoft my balls are gone while i was using windows
Hello "RealAz".Unfortunately we cannot help with hardware problems like this.
Hello " ".Our lawyers are coming.
Hello "Flynn".Please do a Windows Defender scan on your computer.If you need more help,please send us your your scan results.
I smashed my monitor with a hammer and now I can't play furry rp on roblox anymore, how fix
I fucked your mom, steve jobs
Hey microsoft... how do i get rid ofa virus in my computer :) some puysy took over my comoputer now it keeps opening porn sites...
Deal.
Thank you "Upwader" ♥.We hope you like how it looks since we're buying the website in the near future for 7 billion dollars.
huge gratz on succeeding at giving a myspace page a "microsoft website" look. it looks really accurate.
❤
Dear " ". We take these threats very seriously.Your IP address and details will be forwarded to authorities.
You will not like what happens at the headquarters tommorow.
Dear " " Your account violated the Microsoft service agreement. Therefore, we are disabling your Microsoft account.
Fuck you Microsoft