Gordon Freeman's blurbs
About me:
Hey, I'm a theoretical physicist that used to work for Black Mesa before the whole resonance cascade happened
I'm like the only person that was able to kick ass at black mesa
so like
i'm awesome
Barney told me to make an account on here
Who I'd like to meet:
The G-Man
Resistance members
Nice people
APERAPE
HI GORDON FREEEMAN
the freeman
holy shit it;s gordon freeman from gordon freeman
in Black Mesa you play as gorgon morgan adn you must shooting aliens to become the half-life
i love you gordon freeman please can we get married i have beer
wake up and smell the ashes
gorgonm
Now about that beer I owed ya!
Hello, Gordon!
Hello, Gordon!
Gorbon Freman in the flerb...
Gordon. Please come to Barney's house and check his basement. He HAS that beer he owes you, but he's hiding it from you.......
No. It works well as a blunt force weapon.
can you please use that crowbar right you maniac
Hello, Gordon!
It's me Gordon, Barney from Black Mesa!