HAIL TO THE KING :D

Thats my line, retard.

I'm an actual king, dude. My fault for using your catchphrase, but I will keep asking to be hailed and you can't stop me.

hello DUKE NUKEM

hello KOL! IT IS I. the REAL DUKE NUKEM... hail to the king baby....

hello DUKE NUKEM

even after 2 years I still think this song kicks fucking ass

APERAPE

duke nukem hulk hogan died of testicular torsion yesterday...

LOLZ!!! REST IN PISS BOZO

duke nukem hulk hogan died of testicular torsion yesterday...

Oh

i got a new wife for you at this link: www.findawife.scam

ive been going through a lot after my wife left me

im gude thanks

Hi

How are you?

what do you think about gaylo 3

google plex you are awesome would you let me invite you to my duke nukem penthouse to groom y

my dog's fine at the moment but thank you !!!

hey. mean.

end your fucking life you dumb cuck Brother HH

google plex you are awesome would you let me invite you to my duke nukem penthouse to groom y

hell yeah

Thanks 4 the add!

my fortune: DEATTHHH!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAA

hello noober

HI GUYS HI COMPTV
IS OVER YEY

agreed!!!!!

I love duke mukem hes so xool

N00BA i'd like to apologize. duke nukem 3d is cool as well

Shut the fuck up. You have been permanently banned from the Duke Nukem Comment Forum

Good MP3 btw!!!😃🤣😄

wow cheems, do you know how RUDE that is... you could make my glorious friend DUKE NUKEM. KILL HIMSELF. How dare you. you smelly dinkleburg.

Kill yourself

I was about to shoot myself in the head but after hearing your words I once again find the beauty in living

TRUE… TRUE.. SO TRUEZ…

Thank you Doom Guy for being a great friend

yeah those guys are fat meanies amirite

Dont listen to those meanies. You're the most AWESOME person on the planet.

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

TRUE

HULK HOGAN IS SO DUMB AMIRITE

that was rude :(

Fuck you your So dumb im the Hulk Hogan your nothing
Much love brate HH

oh yeah well i bet you don't know the sine rule without googleing

FUCK YOU GOOGLEPLEX YOU DONT HAVE A WEBP PFP...

HAHA FUCK YOU I HAVE A WEBP AS MY PFP!!! IM RARE...

Quake 1 Is Awesome But Duke Numer 3DER is Awesome Er

if quake is ps1 then duke nukem is 3do doom

quake looks like a fucking ps1 shut the hell up

quake is better graphics

Thanks

hi

hi

hi

replying to LastChanceToLookAtMe:

KILL YOURSE

can we ban this guy

No

is this hulk hogan

my account is FUCKING DEAD DAWG W.T.F.

yes I am!!! Bazinga!!

Aren't you that cool guy with the sunglasses...

hey duke, did you know that the electric piano in the song "sometimes" by erasure is part of the windows midi soundfont??
also can you take a photo of the big sandwich youre on
im hungry and i want a santwick

B00BA

answer now.

now

answer now

answer me duke nukem im your biggest fan

oyu should buy an iBab

1. fUck you borpaspin
2. jebem ti pičku materinu

Damn right!

Hulk hogan more like dumb orphan am I right,,,

TURUE!!!!

HULK HOGAN IS SO SHIT AMIRITE

HOLY SHIT TOBY FUCK!!

Hey guys!

stfu pussy...

ok pussy

!!⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠!! you have been cursed by SCARY PUSSY ⚠ reshare this to 64 people within the next 15 minutes or else SCARY PUSSY ⚠ will be looming over you at the foot of your bed when you go to sleep tonight !!⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠!!

yes..

Duke Nukme definetly the winber of this argument not gona lie.

shut the fuck up dumb orphan I won the argument and theres nothing you can do

please do

Hello we will send a bomb to your door

lol I won the argument!!!

IKR..

Imagine being orange!

ATLEAST IM NOT FUCKING ORANGE...

DUZKE NUKEM MORE LIKE FAKE SEX HAVER... ATLEAST I HAVE A SEX TAPE

true...

HULK HOGAN MORE LIKE DUMB ORPHAN AM I RIGHT

can we be fwiends

HULK HOGAN MORE LIKE DUMB ORPHAN AM I RIGHT

atleast I didnt get a sex tape of myself leaked!!! I could shoot your little greasy ass off with a shotgun if I wanted

N00BA more like B00BA

DID YOIU GET IN A RACIAL SCANDAL IJN 2015 AND LOOSE YOUR JOB??? GHAHA FUCK YOU YOU DIDNT

did YOU save earth from an alien species? I believe NOT!! LOL!!

FUC YOIU DUKE IM STRONGER AND BETTER THAN YO

ok noob

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NUKE DUKEM!!

Noooo

Can I rape you lolman, I am the real duke nukem in an alt