muahahaha... welcom... 2... MAI LAIR!!!!!

i am flauthya bloodedge, teh first evr ANGEL DEMON KITTY...!!! let me tell youz a storeh...

dere once wuz a super cuet girl that had a stupid last name and wuz just a boring human!!!
she wuz famous on teh web 4 her rlly epic fanfics... she had sum h8rs but she beat all of dem up and dey all sed sorry we actually luv ur fics and gave her cookiez XD

but 1 day teh most greatest of h8rs of all appeared... and dey were 2 strong for her!!!!1111 Q~Q

dey took her away 2 teh secret lab were dey did tests on her aaaaaall day... until 1 day she had enoughz!!!! teh girl awoke sumthing inside her that was sleeping... TEH EPIC DEMONIC POWER!!!1 ZOMG!!

but dat wasnt all... when she used teh power, she could feel it corrupt her... so TEH EPIC ANGELIC POWER IN HER AWOKE 2!!!! O_o
...and she also became a kitty X3

snack break!... NOM NOMNOM NOMNOM NOM!!!!!

ahem...

now shes teh ANGLE OF DOOMZ!! or, 2 put it another way.... I AM!!!!!!!!11
(plot twist, amirite? XDD)

armed w her super sharp fangs and rainbow claws that can cut rite thru a concrete wall... n fire that can burn up bricks.... shes easly teh most powerful girl in teh hole fudgin universe!!!!!!!!!!! (wen she isnt writin fanfic on her netbook XD)

d̶o̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶1̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶g̶e̶l̶i̶c̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶e̶m̶o̶n̶i̶c̶ ̶p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶z̶ ̶m̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶i̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶k̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶2̶!̶!̶1̶

(thx 4 tha code @amaryl !!! X33)