EPICGAMER INTERACTIVE

About EPICGAMER INTERACTIVE:

Say hello to the best game studio in the galaxy... Say hello to EPICGAMER INTERACTIVE!
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Known for such hit titles as John Lennon Assassination 1980, Lord of the Rings: The Visual Novel, and Kill Upwader, EPICGAMER INTERACTIVE has a controversial yet rich and successful history. Initially started by 2 latent homosexuals in a dingy basement in Tijuana previously used to record cartel executions, the studio has grown, flourished, and become a veritable institution in the video game creation space.
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We are always hard at work to deliver not what investors and shareholders want, but what YOU, the general public, do not want. If you want to join our ever-expanding team of code-slaves (usually called developers these days), please contact us in the below section.

Who EPICGAMER INTERACTIVE wants:

REQUIREMENTS TO WORK WITH EPICGAMER INTERACTIVE

We at the EGI team look for only the best, and not the rest. You need:
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• 11 years experience with JavierScript
• 6th place or higher on the Mario Kart DS Rainbow Road Leaderboard
• 2 United States Military Purple Hearts
• A gold medal in the paralympics
• 5 years experience with the videogame SEX 2
• 2 or more felony assault charges