Hello everyone. It's me, I am the United America, I'd like to wish you all a happy 4th of July from the bottom of My Soul.

For this momentous causation, I will make sure to supply everyone with a lot of money.

Goodbye, all. See you next term!

Hello America, today is the day, I, William Jefferson Blythe III turns 77. This is of course, full of win and awesome.