Greetings from Cotton Island! I'm here to celebrate 30 years since I became ruler of Poly-Esta - thank you to everybody for the support! With peace achieved thanks to our treaty with the Crystal Kingdom, we've been able to prosper more than ever. But without your help, we would have never made it here in the first place. Treaties and laws hold us together, but without a population, they're useless - and I couldn't have asked for a better one than all of you! You make our country as great as it is, and it's about time you were rewarded for it.
Today, we announce a new, more local form of government. Every island in Poly-Esta has been split into regions based on the most populated areas, and with each region comes its' own form of government. Each region shall recieve their very-own Heads of the Honchos, and it is their responsibility to listen to you - yes, you! - and find ways to make your region even better than it already is! The Head Honchos will be elected based on local elections - the more votes they recieve, the more votes they shall gain. Any suggestions or complaints about local laws can be suggested to a H.H., or, if you're up to the task, you can go to your local palace (construction is beginning as we speak) and argue your point to the whole Head!
This is an exciting development in our government, and I'm looking forward to seeing how far we can advance with this new system! So, get your javelein kit ready, and start polling!
- King Plok, the Big Cheese
(P.S. I'm still king, by the way. Sorry!)
Poly-Esta is very real and deserving of your tax money
wait what
ok cool congrat
wait where is it located is it IRL place or somewhere in game