• What is the Unix command furries like the most? Obviously, "cat".
• What's it called when you have 3 Athlon CPUs? A Triathlon.
• Assembly, can't move, but can MOV
• Why was the computer late? It had a hard drive.
• -"Sir, I'd like some snails to eat." +"Dude, this is a fast food restaurant." -"Then give me a cheetah."
• In what key is the music a bee in an apartment listens to? B flat.
  • And a programmer? C#.
  • And an old programmer? C.
  • And a deaf person? He doesn't.
• A Russian, a Chinese and a Swiss enter a bar. The bartender says, "What's this, the beginning of a joke?"
• Where do space cows live? In the Moooooooooooooooon.
• How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.
• -"Albert Einstein sure was smart, but VERY ugly." +"Not as ugly as his brother." -"What brother?" +"Frank Einstein."

im so bored aaaaasaszfhddsffggrhvdrgntrsrttbniljdrde

Currently 2 people. Not willing to have more at the moment.

Anyways.

The info

PCB

Roles:

System host, public relations, writing the CSS (lmao)

About:

Computer nerd, is the smarter one, also likes space, history and music. And all kinds of science.

Ed

Roles:

The linguistics expert (handles foreign languages), comical relief, writing stories?

About:

The idiot, is stupid but very good at languages. Likes literarure a bit too much. Too lazy to bother with the SHIFT key.