"Squiward",
"color" => "cyan; animation: 10s anim_acid linear infinite;"
],
"Hi, we are having issues with our publishing system. Hang tight yo!",
"Bro chill we get it",
"Yo dog y'all need to chill it",
"Do A Barrel Roll",
"thank you 1024x2 for messing up the economy. nub.",
"these aren't the droids you're looking for!",
"Go out and buy some peanut butter yo",
"You put the peanut butter in the potato and stir it all up",
"1oky4 best CSS on myspace kthxbai",
"WHO IS IT Upwader, Aydoplaydoh, 1024x2, DarkOK, The Admins? The World May Never know :o",
"1024x2 is climbin in yo windows. snatchin yo people up.",
"WII GUNNA FIN WII GUNNA FIN U",
"Oh you like these headers? Tell me how you've always been such a fan",
"OMG lik srsly becky?",
"JOIN THE PATREON! ITS not FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!",
"Yo Twitter stop yo ranting homies",
"Haha these are so funny lets go spam the blogs about them :D",
"is anybody here besides 1024x2 a huge jeff dunham fan??",
"Remember kids tell your parents to vote for Donald Trump",
"Using MySpace is always better then going outside!",
"Yo gonna give a shout out to the homies in dah hood",
[
"text" => "pink. it's my new obsession. pink. it not even a question.",
"color" => "#fabccc"
],
"Abcedfghikjlmnoqprstuvwzyx",
"SKRILLEX BANGARANG WUBWUWBWUBWUWBWUB",
[
"text" => "I'm the annoying orange banner.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA",
"color" => "#f2a030"
],
"NO TOMATO IS ALWAYS BEST SILLY ORANGE",
[
"text" => "1024x2 is a stupid noob. nah not rly",
"color" => "#618ec1"
],
[
"text" => "remember kids trust anyone with your password",
"color" => "#fabccc"
],
[
"text" => "APRIL FEWLZ",
"color" => "#f2a030"
],
[
"text" => "Ten bux says we do roll back on today",
"color" => "#fabccc"
],
[
"text" => "hai itz aydo dark and 1024x2 and we taken over",
"color" => "#fabccc"
],
[
"text" => "DarkOK in dah house",
"color" => "#fabccc"
],
[
"text" => "DarkOK!!!!!!",
"color" => "#fabccc"
],
"Proscribe stop posting your gonna get proscribed BROOOOOOO"
];
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