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- John: Turn your computer back on.
- John: Try not to panic.
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- John: Check mysterious notification.
- John: Eat cake.
- John: Examine Con Air poster.
- John: Nail poster to wall.
- John: Pick up the poster.
- John: Read note on drawer.
- John: Combine hammer and nails.
- John: Pick up the hammer and nails.
- John: Stop messing around and get down to business. cover yourself in oil, and fly away.
- John: Listen to Weezer.
- John: File your taxes online.
- John: Watch the entirety of Deltarune (chapter one).
- John: Watch friday night funkin sonic.jar mod videos.
- John: Get on your computer
- John: Look at smut.
- John: Captchalogue smoke pellets.
- John: Examine contents of chest.
- John: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.
- Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST.
- John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
- John: Eat hammer.
- Examine room.
- Try again.
- Enter name.
- Homestuck
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John: Examine contents of chest.
https://i.imgur.com/mWg1HDG.gif
In here you keep an array of humorous and mystical ARTIFACTS, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a SKILLED MAGICIAN or a CUNNING PRANKSTER.
You are neither of these things.
Among the ARTIFACTS are: TWO (2) FAKE ARMS [CURRENTLY CAPTCHALOGUED IN YOUR SYLLADEX], ONE (1) PAIR OF TRICK HANDCUFFS, ONE (1) STUNT SWORD, ONE (1) MAGICIAN'S HAT, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, SEVERAL (~) SMOKE PELLETS, SEVERAL (~) BLOOD CAPSULES, and ONE (1) COPY OF COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT OF MAGICAL FRIVOLITY AND PRACTICAL JAPERY, and ONE (1) COPY OF HARRY ANDERSON'S "WISE GUY", BY MIKE CAVENEY.
Some of this stuff may come in handy at some point. For now, you decide to just take the SMOKE PELLETS.
> John: Captchalogue smoke pellets.
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