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Ex-President
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- John: Turn your computer back on.
- John: Try not to panic.
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- John: Check mysterious notification.
- John: Eat cake.
- John: Examine Con Air poster.
- John: Nail poster to wall.
- John: Pick up the poster.
- John: Read note on drawer.
- John: Combine hammer and nails.
- John: Pick up the hammer and nails.
- John: Stop messing around and get down to business. cover yourself in oil, and fly away.
- John: Listen to Weezer.
- John: File your taxes online.
- John: Watch the entirety of Deltarune (chapter one).
- John: Watch friday night funkin sonic.jar mod videos.
- John: Get on your computer
- John: Look at smut.
- John: Captchalogue smoke pellets.
- John: Examine contents of chest.
- John: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.
- Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST.
- John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
- John: Eat hammer.
- Examine room.
- Try again.
- Enter name.
- Homestuck
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John: Eat hammer.
https://i.imgur.com/v5E6Mkc.gif
Why would you even think to do that?!!!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT.
And yet the polished wooden handle of the hammer...
It beckons.
> John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
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Quickly retrieve arms from drawer