"Hi!"
Ex-President
13 years old
United States
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- John: Turn your computer back on.
- John: Try not to panic.
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- John: Check mysterious notification.
- John: Eat cake.
- John: Examine Con Air poster.
- John: Nail poster to wall.
- John: Pick up the poster.
- John: Read note on drawer.
- John: Combine hammer and nails.
- John: Pick up the hammer and nails.
- John: Stop messing around and get down to business. cover yourself in oil, and fly away.
- John: Listen to Weezer.
- John: File your taxes online.
- John: Watch the entirety of Deltarune (chapter one).
- John: Watch friday night funkin sonic.jar mod videos.
- John: Get on your computer
- John: Look at smut.
- John: Captchalogue smoke pellets.
- John: Examine contents of chest.
- John: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.
- Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST.
- John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
- John: Eat hammer.
- Examine room.
- Try again.
- Enter name.
- Homestuck
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Examine room.
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Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
What will you do?
> John: Eat hammer.
watch zorn
do gamer
Eat hammer
watch porn
jack off
that sort of thing
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